“RANVEER! Stop Dancing For Kat, For Deepika’s Sake” – Angry Gossip Aunty

Ranveer Singh is B-Town’s total darling wala maskhara. Mera toh favorite banne laga hain these days. He is so charming na! But dhokha de diya bachhe ne mujhe. He promised me I will be his favorite aunty but ab pata chal raha hai, he was wooing Katrina Kaif and her mother Suzanne Turquotte ko bhi. Dono Ranveer ke antics pe bada heartily hasey. Katrina especially cracked up bada spontaneously!

Par mera gham toh phir bhi kam hai. I can’t even imagine Deepika kitni upset hogi. Woh toh ek boyfriend Katrina ke vajeh se already kho chuki hai and Ranbir toh is so Kat-loyalist that he won’t even do an ad with Deepika anymore. And her dude is enjoying the company of her dushman Katrina and uski maa. Ranveer even danced booty-hila ke for Kaif and uski amma!

Ab kya boley. Loyalty cannot be expected from aaj kal ke bacche I tell you! My pati is only good yeh sab mamlo mein. Ranveer please beta don’t do a Ranbir to Deepika!

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