“SRK’s Accident Is Total Salman Ki Limelight Churane Ki Koshish” – Gossip Aunty

Yesterday when Shah Rukh Khan‘s injury on the sets of Happy New Year news break hui, I just thought ki yaar isko Jai Ho se pehle hi injure hona tha.

And guess what Salman Khan said when asked about it. He said, “This had to happen just before the release of Jai Ho? Don’t blow this news out of proportion.” Obviously he added ki yeh co-incidence tha, but the bhaari co-incidence was just too much. Perhaps, it was too difficult for SRK to digest the limelight that his new found jhappi pal is getting! Papa Khan, you’ve had your time during Chennai Express. Can’t you see this is Sallu’s time now?

Just Chill. SRK Nanavati mein ghusa aur wahan se nikla in an hour. Nothing serious happened, trust me! Salman even said, “Unke jaan pe hamla nahi hua hai (There was no mortal attack). He has not lost his memory… He is fine, so concentrate on Jai Ho. We just found out that he is fine, so we are happy.”

SRK ke tweets se bhi zahir hai he is fine. So why the hype about his injuries? Choti moti kharoch pe roya nahi kartey, Salman se thode lessons le lo. And audiences, Jai Ho dekh ke aao. Kya dhaasu film banayi hai.

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