“Deepika, Why You Wanna Do Ranveer-Anushka Ki Jasoosi?” – Asks Gossip Aunty

- March 14, 2014 | 10:40 AM IST

Deepika beta you have grown up itna and still you are acting like a bachcha love? You are so beautiful, so successful then why you being so bachkana. I give industry kids your misaal on being dignified and ab aise behave karogi toh where will my izzat be tell me?

News padha maine. You want to be Assistant Director for Zoya’s Dil Dhadakne Do. You are so excited script padh ke that you wanna become Assistant Director? Acchaaaaaa? Don’t lie to me baby. I am your nani when it comes to these things.

Deepika Padukone, Ranveer Singh and Anushka Sharma

Actually the baat is that you must be feeling thoda possessive that Ranveer will work with ex girlfriend Anushka Sharma toh to do jasoosi you are keen on working for the film. C’mon darling. It is below you to do all this.

It will be so L.S. Ranveer is a very achha bachcha. I will talk to him. He won’t even nazar uthake look at Anushka. Anyway after she joined Donald Duck’s family, I doubt Ranveer will even be interested in fake beauty. Tu toh real hai and for real bhi. Let your dude be a khulla saand, he will pakka come around. Ranveer and Ranbir mein there is a difference baby. You know that better, don’t you?

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