20 Signs Of A Hardcore Salman Khan Fan

Here we present, 20 traits that you will find only in a hardcore Salman Khan fan. If you are one of them or you have a friend of the ‘Sallu Worshiper’ species, here is something that will resonate with you:

We await Eid more because of Salman Khan release than the Biryani & Kebabs!

We don’t leave any stone unturned to disapprove of Katrina & Ash

We hate Shah Rukh. No Two Views On that.

We know Sangeeta Bijlani not as Azhar’s wife but as Sallu’s Ex-GF

We don’t know what Being Human Foundation does but we still buy their t-shirts when we go street shopping.

Who’s Rajnikanth? Salman is way more Dabangg than him.

Our favorite song still is Oh Oh Janey Jana

We will kill to marry him & still call him Sallu Bhai

Our favorite scene in every Salman film is when he takes off his shirt.

We don’t know which films released between December 2012 to January 2014.

Oh correction! 2013 had only 1 release. Aamir’s Dhoom 3!

We all own Chulbul Pandey Sunglasses

Who listens to lyrics in a Sallu song? It is all about the Dance Steps.

It is our moral responsibility to slam SRK fans anywhere we find them.

Our logic is ‘If killing Chinkara is illegal then even killing Chicken is’

Who cares about the chimps on Big Boss? We watch it for Salman.

We loved Veer, London Dreams, Yeh Hai Jalwa & even God Tussi Great Ho. Mother Promise.

We support all the kids whom Bhai loves. Arjun and Pulkit are our babies.

The Karan Johar Episode wasn’t scripted. We know it.

Salman is the only Khan to have worked in Hollywood. Remember Marigold?

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