May be India hasn’t reached Walt Disney standards in creating exceptionally exemplary cartoon characters but Bollywood has coined many such amusing names of their villains that will give Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and Scooby Doo a run for their money.

Bollywood’s love for villains has given us epic creepy-looking, ogling -at -their -ladies- with-a- wicked-smile kind of anatagonists. But what make these characters unforgettable are their fantastic names.

What’s the use if a Villain does not have a ‘Bhaari’ name? But, what happens when this attempt goes awry? We laugh.

Here are 14 villain names that could make you cry, laughing hard!

Mogambo

Amrish Puri as a 'Mogambo' still from movie 'Mr. India'
Amrish Puri as a ‘Mogambo’ still from movie ‘Mr. India’

Hey dude! Did you have a troubled childhood because of that name? Mogambo Malhotra or Mogambo Mehra …

Shakaal

Kulbhushan Kharbanda as a 'Shakaal' in a still from movie 'Shaan'
Kulbhushan Kharbanda as a ‘Shakaal’ in a still from movie ‘Shaan’

We’ve only heard of ‘Rahu’ and ‘Shani’ kaal…But Shakaal???

Crime Master Gogo

Shakti Kapoor as a 'Crime Master Gogo' in a still from movie 'Andaz Apna Apna'
Shakti Kapoor as a ‘Crime Master Gogo’ in a still from movie ‘Andaz Apna Apna’

Out of a cult comedy film, Gogo is closer to Pogo!

Dr. Dang

Anupam Kher as a 'Dr. Dang' in a still from movie 'Karma'
Anupam Kher as a ‘Dr. Dang’ in a still from movie ‘Karma’

Hrithik watched Karma and 20 years later he is all set to pay tribute to Dr Dang with Bang Bang.

Khokha Singh

Mohan Agashe as a 'Khokha Singh' in a still from movie 'Trimurti'
Mohan Agashe as a ‘Khokha Singh’ in a still from movie ‘Trimurti’

He is the prime target of the Income Tax department for an evidently corrupt name like this. Bhaaiji how many Khokhas (crores) do you owe people?

Loin

Ajit Khan as a 'Loin' still from movie
Ajit Khan as a ‘Loin’ still from movie

He meant LION but well, English-Vinglish hadn’t released then to inspire him to pronounce at least his name right. Ajit, how’s the loin doing for you mate?

Kesariya Villayati

Gulshan Grover as a 'Kesariya Villayati' in a still from movie 'Ram Lakhan'
Gulshan Grover as a ‘Kesariya Villayati’ in a still from movie ‘Ram Lakhan’

What happened when Anandi’s Kesariya Balam went to England? He became Kesariya Villayti.

Abhrush

Danny Denzongpa as a 'Abhrush' in a still from movie 'Pukar'
Danny Denzongpa as a ‘Abhrush’ in a still from movie ‘Pukar’

The leading seller of hairbrushes. With a name like Abrush we guess Danny must have brushed off his hair, all of them.

Lotiya Pathan

Kiran Kumar as a 'Lotiya Pathan' in a still from movie 'Tezaab'
Kiran Kumar as a ‘Lotiya Pathan’ in a still from movie ‘Tezaab’

Launching the new Pathan at IPL this year is Irfan and Yusuf’s not-so-adorable cousin Lotiya Pathan. Cheers!

Langda Tyagi

Saif Ali Khan as a 'Langda Tyagi' in a still from movie 'Omkara'
Saif Ali Khan as a ‘Langda Tyagi’ in a still from movie ‘Omkara’

As if we asked you to limp around. Ab tyaag bhi do langdana Saif.

Colonel Chikara

Rami Reddy as a 'Colonel Chikara' in a still from movie 'Waqt Hamara Hai'
Rami Reddy as a ‘Colonel Chikara’ in a still from movie ‘Waqt Hamara Hai’

And Udaipur police is still framing Salman Khan. Cleary the main culprit in the ‘Chinkara’ killing case is Colonel Chikara. The name says it all.

Pralaynath Gendaswamy

Deepak Shirke as a 'Pralaynath Gendaswamy' in a still from movie 'Tirangaa'
Deepak Shirke as a ‘Pralaynath Gendaswamy’ in a still from movie ‘Tirangaa’

Scientific Name for a cross between Bollywood and Hippopotamus belonging primarily to the cartoon kingdom. He is classified as a prototype of the worst villain name that Bollywood can come up with. Ghor Pralay, we tell you.

General Dong

Amrish Puri as a 'General Dong' still from movie 'Tahalka'
Amrish Puri as a ‘General Dong’ still from movie ‘Tahalka’

Dongrilla ka Hitler General Dong is a distant cousin of Karma’s Dr. Dang we guess. And to begin with if you have a name like Dong what more can go wrong.

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