11 Annoying Things Of A 'Coochie Poochie' Couple That Their Friends Can't Stand

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Koimoi.com Team

- June 2, 2014 | 6:44 PM IST

Being around couples can be quite annoying. Often, majority of couples get into their ‘together together’ phase which kinda makes the third person feel like a ‘Kabab mein haddi’. If you are a couple you know you do these ‘cutesy’ gestures and if you are single, well you have been a victim to this!

Check out the most common annoying habits of couples right here:

1. Don’t Inflict Us With Your PDA. Rooms Were Invented For A Reason. Get One!

2. Name Calling From Babu To Baby To Coochie To Poochie, Everything Qualifies As Fodder For Our Amusement. Hamey Coochie Coochie Nahin Hota!

3. Wearing Same Color Coded Clothes. What Are You Guys Clones Or Siblings?

4. Getting A Tattoo Of Your Partner’s Name Is No Different From Carrying A Nameplate Around Your Neck!

5. Always Tagging Along Your Partner For Every Gathering, Is Like Ek Pe Ek Muft Offer!

6. How You Met Their Mother Is A Story Best Reserved For Your Kids. Friends Can Do Without It.

7. Asking Your Spouse Permission Before Drinking Is Outrageous. Rise Above The Lassi!

8. Expect Only One Gift From Two Separate Living, Breathing Individuals. Heights Of Kanjoosi!

9. Don’t Ask Us What To Give Your Better Half For Your Monthly Anniversary. Since You Get The ‘Perks’, You Do The Hard Work For It Too.

10. People Can Serve Their Own Food. Transferring Portions On Your Partner’s Plate Isn’t Romantic!

11. And Finally, You Must Understand That We Can’t Take Your Troubles Seriously If You Break Up Thrice A Month, For Three Years.

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