Well there is no denying the fact that the 90s was the golden era for Bollywood music with some of the melodious tracks of time immemorial being created in those days. But there also are some songs that will make your ears bleed and jaws ache at their non-sensible lyrics!


So here’s our list of 5 songs from the 90s that just make no sense and will sure make you say what the f**k!

Some Songs From The 90’s That Will Make You Go WTF!
 From Prabhudheva’s Mukkala Mukkabala To Kamal Haasan’s Telephone – Famous 90s Songs Which Made No ‘Literal’ Sense At All!

1. The 90’s Censor Board Song:

This hilarious number from Hera Pheri, featuring Tabu and Suniel Shetty, goes…

“Main ladki po po po

Tu ladka po po po

Ham dono milein po po po

Ab aage hoga kya

Kuch nahin hoga kuch nahin hoga

Ham dono mein bas ye hoga

Po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po”

2. Which Girl Laughs Like The TELEPHONE:

Well this song was way ahead of its time in terms of technology and men certainly romanced robots, because… which girl laughs like the ring of a telephone!? Duh!

Featuring Manisha Koirala and the legendary Kamal Haasan, this song will make you doubt the sensibilities of some people! So the lyrics are…

“Telephone dhun mein hansane vaali

Melbourne machhali machalne vaali

Digital mein sur hai taraasha

Madonna hai ya Natasha

Zaakir Hussain tabla tu hai kya

Sona sona tera chamake ruup salona

Sona sona cellular phone tum to ho na

Computer ko le kar bramha ne rachaaya kya”


3. When You Get Wrongly Westernized!

90s was certainly a phase where Indians were greatly influenced by their western counter part to an extent that they became delusional and this some is just ample proof. Featuring Prabhudheva and Nagma, the ‘Muqala Muqalabla’ will make you scream STOP THIS MUQABLA!

“Mukkala Mukkabala  laila oh ho laila

Mukkabala SubhanAllah laila oh ho laila

Jurassic Park mein sundar se jode

Jazz music gaye mil ke

Picasso ki painting mere peecha pakadke

Texas mein nache mil ke

Cowboy dekhe mujhe

Playboy chede mujhe

Sex mere tan mein ho

Mix mere mann mein ho

Pop music jaisi laila

Strawberry jaise ankhein”

4. Mujhe Danda Kyu Nahi Mara!

The song, titled ‘Meri Bhains Ko Danda Kyu Mara’ features the iconic Shammi Kapoor but it will still want to make you say, “Mujhe Danda Kyu Nahi Mara”? So the lyrics of the song go…

Meri Bhains ko danda kyu maara

Vo khet mein chara charti thi

Tere Baap ka vo kya karti thi

Aaa aaa aa…Aaa aaa aaa!

5. What Exactly Are We Talking About Here?

This song from ‘Prem Aggan’ has got us thinking all over the place after the lady sings something on the lines of…

“Dum Laga K Move It Move It

Zor Laga K Move It Move It

Shaam Subha aur Raat Din

Girls Do It and So Do Boyyzzz….

Exercise Exercise Exer Exer Exercise!”

Well these songs have definitely scarred our minds for a while now, but do lets us know of any such song that you think should have been on our Top 5 list!

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