There weren’t too many f-bombs, or lengthy speeches thanking grandmothers, but the Academy Awards 2012 did have some sweet speeches by the winners. Here’s some for the sugar spike:

Meryl Streep – Lead Actress – The Iron Lady

Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep

“When they called my name I’d had this feeling I could hear half of America going “oh no…oh c’mon…why…her…again?” But whatever.”

Michel Hazanavicius – Best Director – The Artist

Michel Hazanavicius
Michel Hazanavicius

“I have an Oscar. I forgot my speech… I want to thank Uggie, the dog, I think he doesn’t care. I’m not sure he understands what I say. He’s not that good, but thank you.”

Christopher Plummer – Best Supporting Actor – Beginners

Christopher Plummer
Christopher Plummer

“You’re only two years older than me darling, where have you been all my life?”

Philip Stockton and Eugene Gearty – Best Sound Editing – Hugo

Philip Stockton and Eugene Gearty
Philip Stockton and Eugene Gearty

Eugene: You go.

Philip Stockton: No, ‘Hugo’.

TJ Martin, Dan Lindsay and Rich Middlemas – Best Documentary (Feature) – Undefeated

TJ Martin, Dan Lindsay and Rich Middlemas
TJ Martin, Dan Lindsay and Rich Middlemas

Lindsay: A year ago today we were sitting in our editing room, depressed thinking nobody was ever going to see this movie and a friend said, “don’t worry, next year you’ll be at the Oscars” and we said, “you’re an idiot.” So we’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to him and say you’re a lot smarter than we thought.

Bret McKenzie – Best Music (Original Song) – Man or Muppet in The Muppets

Bret McKenzie
Bret McKenzie

 “I was genuinely starstruck when I finally met Kermit the Frog. But once you get to know him, he’s just a normal frog. And like many stars here tonight, he’s a lot shorter in real life.”

Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy – Best Documentary – Saving Face

Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy
Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

“To all the women in Pakistan who are working for change, don’t give up on your dreams. This is for you.”

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