Aise toh they can’t see eye to eye with each! Jaise ki we don’t know Kareena Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra have chhatees ka aakda with each each other since forever. But you won’t believe what I saw. Priyanka is full on copying Kareena Kapoor. When Kareena Kapoor had become size zero for Tashan, 5 years back, tab Priyanka had wide mouthedly told everyone ki she doesn’t believe in size zero. Kareena toh Shaadi waadi karke happy fat ban gayi hai but PC saw this as the mauka to rekindle Bebo’s size zero wala formula!

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Maine toh usko trust karke extra chocolates bhi khane shuru kiye they, which I still continue. Uske bharose I told everyone ki size zero uncool hai. Fashion mein she looked so so hot as the supermodel though she wasn’t size zero! Kitna I trusted her!

Now look at that dagabaaz. She has ditched all her fans, aur jake become half her size woh bhi Bebo ka stale funda use karke. Kisi function mein I saw her looking super thin. Bulimia aur Anorexia ke patients ki bohot hi kharab mix wali figure banake baithi hai aaj kal.

Priyanka Chopra and Kareena Kapoor
Priyanka Chopra and Kareena Kapoor

Puchne pe bataya ki ‘I am working on that Mary Kom wala biopic na!’ Accha aap hi batao, can that be true? Mary Kom toh muscular hai, size zero wali thin nahi. Ab main agar bolungi ki Piggy Chops is copying rival Kareena toh madam ko bad feel ho jayega.

Par baat is true… By shedding all her curves and suddenly looking super toned, Priyanka has hurt me the most! I used to tell everyone proudly ki size zero looks so ugly and I am a P.C fan. Ab meri role model hi jab copycat jaise apne hi rival ki replica ban rahi hai, toh where do i find solace aap hi batao? Lagta hai kuch aur chocolates laane padenge… don’t even feel like gossiping anymore itni depressed hoon aaj!

( Disclaimer: Koimoi does not take responsibility for opinions or views expressed by Gossip Aunty. To believe her or not is absolutely your choice. This is a purely humorous piece and doesn’t intend to offend anyone’s sensibilities or tastes. It is our way of poking fun at people we love!)

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1 COMMENT

  1. Do not be depressed Gossip Aunty. They are celebrities but they are easily “bullied” by an innocent bar of choco. You carry on with urs. You are already a star with ur witty news :D

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