Decoding The Heropanti Of Tiger Shroff

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Koimoi.com Team
- May 24, 2014 | 11:04 AM IST
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Heroes and herogiri and heropanti is a Bollywood staple.Not that anyone is complaining about the unbelievable flipping in air moves at all, but Heropanti was a guideline for every wannabe to become a real hero. If you thought machismo was all, Heropanti is way above that.

Koimoi presents to you a 13 step guideline for it :

To Begin With Probably A More Apt Title Would Have Been Heroine-panti. Tiger Shroff Is Bebo Doing Some Kickass Stuff.

Conclude Every Fight Sequence With Smile And Make Gandhi Uncle Proud! Like A Bawse.

Have A Funky Name That Will Make You Sound Like A 5 Year Old. Bablooooooh.

And Then Go Ahead And Fall In Love With A Woman Whose Name Is Funkier. Dimpie.

Wear Really Tacky Looking Mirror Glasses!

You Can Avoid Putting Make Up But Lipstick Is Compulsory. Ofcourse, We Are Still Talking About The Hero!

Learn Multi-functional Air Flips And Use Them For Both You Dance And Action. One By One.

Bond With Your Sasurjee And Allow Him To Feel You And Touch Himself. You’ll Score Sir!

Keep Repeating The Lines, “Sab Ko Aati Nhain, Meri Jaati Nahin.” We Are Not Referring To The Working Of The Bowel System.

And Finally Fight Off The Villain With Style And An Axe Just Coz You Are Desperate To Have A DDLJ Ending!

You Must Get A One Month Diploma Course From The Traffic Police Training People Because Everytime You Have To Address Everyone, His On Duty Moves Are What We Need To Look Emphatic.

Fly And Kiss Your Girl Upside Down. That Will Have Her Floored.

Use Heropanti A Gazillion Times In Your Lines. That Increases Your Quotient.

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