Yeh stars ke relationship statuses should come with a disclaimer written in bold! Abhi useyi din I was telling you ki Ranbir kitna casanova banda hai and all. Toh how was I to know Deepika isn’t any better. Itne saare boyfriends ke saath rumor udi hai ki if she continues at this pace some years later she can compete for Guinness Book Of World Records ke some maximum boyfriend record ke liye.
Ab Siddharth Mallya bechara has become thoda sa poor na, toh Deepika must have thought ki how will she maintain her class if she stays with him. Isliye she wisely moved away from it. Ab she is pakka dating Ranveer Singh!
Mujhe kisne bataya? My name is Gossip Aunty, mujhe batana nahi padta. I know everything from before. Yeh sab relationship ke vibes main poora sense kar leti hoon. The other day, me and my Pati were sitting and having dinner in Bandra. Ranveer and Deepika were there too and sparks were flying between them all over the place!
Sheena ne bataya bhi tha ki usne unhe Dubai ke kisi night club mein party karte bhi dekha tha! Ab galat bhi kya hai, move on and be happy is the best thing na. Warna Jiah Khan bechaari jaisa haal hota.
Trust me, uske relationship statuses thode dicey hote hai lekin the woman is going places. Saal ke do 100 crore films so far and Ranveer jaisa hot boyfriend. I just hope ye Ram Leela ke liye publicity stunt na ho. Warna I am going to get a disclaimer published for her – “Statutory Warning : Relationship with Deepika Padukone doesn’t come with a warranty. It varies from fayda to fayda, depending on her interests.” Kya bolte ho aap?
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