Tees Maar Khan Review By Komal Nahta
Business Rating:
Star cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna.
Plot: Akshay Kumar is a con man who bags a contract to carry out the biggest con of his life. He has to loot a train which contains antique pieces worth crores of rupees, right under the nose of the police. He thinks up a plot to do the job. Impersonating a Hollywood director, he signs Akshaye Khanna for the role of an Indian revolutionary and asks him to carry out the train heist as he shoots the sequence. Helping Akshaye Khanna in the ‘film scene’ are inhabitants of Dhule where the train robbery is taking place.
What’s Good: ‘Sheela ki jawani’ song; the acting of the main actors; some comic scenes.
What’s Bad: Too much of farcical comedy; lack of emotions; over-the-top characters; unbelievable script.
Verdict: Tees Maar Khan is definitely a disappointment; but it will bring back the invested money and a bit more.
Loo break: A couple of times in the second half.
Watch or Not?: Watch it if you are prepared for a crazy, over-the-top comedy; if you are looking for any sense, this is surely not for you.
Hari Om Entertainment Company, Three’s Company and UTV Motion Pictures’ Tees Maar Khan (UA) is a farcical comedy. Tabrez Mirza Khan alias Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar) is a con man for whom no con job is impossible. His gang comprises Dollar (Dharampal), Soda (Vijay Maurya) and Burger (Ali Asgar). He has a girlfriend, Anya (Katrina Kaif), who is an upcoming actress, trying to make it big in films.
One fine day, international antique smugglers, Johri Brothers (Raghu Ram and Rajiv Laxman), assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con job of his life. Their loot of antiques has been seized by the police, and they want Tees Maar Khan to rob all those antique pieces while they are being taken by the police, in a train.
Tees Maar Khan thinks up a plan to execute the train robbery. Impersonating as a Hollywood director, he signs Atish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), an Oscar-obsessed actor, to star in his film about pre-Independence India, convincing him that he’d bag the Oscar award for the role. Atish is supposed to play a revolutionary in the film. Tees Maar Khan readies him to participate in a train robbery sequence, wherein he would loot a train with antique pieces because they belong to India but are being taken away by the Britishers. Since the train is to pass through Dhule in Maharashtra, Tees Maar Khan ropes in all the people of the town to play like-minded revolutionaries. There is also Anya who would play Atish’s love interest in the film.
How does Tees Maar Khan execute the train heist and succeed in his mission to loot the train? What happens to the people of Dhule after the operation? Do the Johri Brothers play fair with Tees Maar Khan?
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65 Comments
worstmovie ever made – will behappy if the money is refunded….this iswhat happens when nachaaiye attempt directign movies
‘Tees Maar Khan’ is one of d worst movie i hav ever seen. I don’t understand wat Katrina was doin in d film. I don’t understand who made Akshay Kumar an actor. This movie was a crap and i wanna kill Farah 2 make dis kind of film.
My rating is: 1.2/5
Tees maar khan very good film but maybe some people has bad comment but me i really like it good movie i will give 7 out of 10
Man I saw this movie yesterday and wat a bulls*** . Movies like this makes me hate Indian cinema.This movie was a bag full of c***load.I will never watch an Akshay Kumar Movie again. Yesterday…I lost 2 and a half hours of my life.
i’v knew it that its not gonna b soo hit .. i thougt that it will be a good movie bcz its Farah’s film .. but its flop .. hmmm .. i havnt watched the movie yet .. but 2 of my brothers did .. n they said its very boooring n flop film … ( I knew it ) …
i was sure that TMK not gonna b better than the super duper hit Dabangg … Dabangg is the best movie of the year …
* Dabangg is better than TMK .. n its ( Dabangg ) is the best .. Salman is the best .. :)
* Munni Badnam Hui is better than Shiela ki jawani …
Munni badnam hui n Tere mast mast do nain r the best songs of the year ^__^
KOMAL NAHTA was in TEES MAAR KHAN..
When the Film in TMK was Shown remember a Person Stands when the Film ends and Says THIS IS FRENCH CINEMA.THIS FILM SHOULD GO TO THE OSCAR…..
That Person was KOMAL NAHTA….
So an Actor Giving Review of His OWN FILM…
What you Expect in such Situation….
Silly People…
Hi Allz, This is movie is just ‘ok ok’..kyonki as u all know, it doesn’t have any story at all…and moreover Akshay tells the plan to loot the train initially itslef,so there is no suspense at all…all the characters and scenes are shot dramatically,no ‘acting’ at all…moreover ‘Tees maar khaan’ ne ek plane ka cockpit kholne ka hi ‘kash’t kiya hai…aur koi tijori bhi nahi kholi which will make us ‘impressed’..Only watchable part in this movie is ‘Sheila ki jawaani’ song. First half is bearable,lekin 2nd half is ‘unbearable’,Rest all is bakwaas,waste of time and money ! Farah is very courageous to make a film like this,that too without a stoy, simply some ‘masalaas’ ..I would rate it as 2/5
akshi yar sharm kar aur ketna flop movie .its so borin super flop————- movie .wa RASHED jan 2 nametane ba nomayendagee tamame afghana nazar beti serf az tarafe khod bogo na az tarafe tamame afghana .,akshi filmay flop rawn mikona wa 2 megee tamame afgana ora khosh dara ..1 nafare dorosta bogo jan ke filme Hit rawan kona mesle SRK , Amir khan, Amitab bachan,
bakwas movie khan ka nam badnam kya ,flpo flop and super flop,frah khan to bekar hein.pagal fara khan pagal movie
Rashed, the afghan people dont love akshy kummar afghan people love.best actor lick Sharokh khan Amir khan, Salman, khan, Amitab b and Dlipkummar and Raj kapor,,, aksh kumuar is a flop man .—<> isf the best And<>
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