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Star cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna.

Plot: Akshay Kumar is a con man who bags a contract to carry out the biggest con of his life. He has to loot a train which contains antique pieces worth crores of rupees, right under the nose of the police. He thinks up a plot to do the job. Impersonating a Hollywood director, he signs Akshaye Khanna for the role of an Indian revolutionary and asks him to carry out the train heist as he shoots the sequence. Helping Akshaye Khanna in the ‘film scene’ are inhabitants of Dhule where the train robbery is taking place.

What’s Good: ‘Sheela ki jawani’ song; the acting of the main actors; some comic scenes.

What’s Bad: Too much of farcical comedy; lack of emotions; over-the-top characters; unbelievable script.

Verdict: Tees Maar Khan is definitely a disappointment; but it will bring back the invested money and a bit more.

Loo break: A couple of times in the second half.

Watch or Not?: Watch it if you are prepared for a crazy, over-the-top comedy; if you are looking for any sense, this is surely not for you.

Akshay Kuamr (Tees Maar Khan Movie Still)

Hari Om Entertainment Company, Three’s Company and UTV Motion Pictures’ Tees Maar Khan (UA) is a farcical comedy. Tabrez Mirza Khan alias Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar) is  a con man for whom no con job is impossible. His gang comprises Dollar (Dharampal), Soda (Vijay Maurya) and Burger (Ali Asgar). He has a girlfriend, Anya (Katrina Kaif), who is an upcoming actress, trying to make it big in films.

One fine day, international antique smugglers, Johri Brothers (Raghu Ram and Rajiv Laxman), assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con job of his life. Their loot of antiques has been seized by the police, and they want Tees Maar Khan to rob all those antique pieces while they are being taken by the police, in a train.

Akshay Kuamr, Katrina Kaif (Tees Maar Khan Movie Still)

Tees Maar Khan thinks up a plan to execute the train robbery. Impersonating as a Hollywood director, he signs Atish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), an Oscar-obsessed actor, to star in his film about pre-Independence India, convincing him that he’d bag the Oscar award for the role. Atish is supposed to play a revolutionary in the film. Tees Maar Khan readies him to participate in a train robbery sequence, wherein he would loot a train with antique pieces because they belong to India but are being taken away by the Britishers. Since the train is to pass through Dhule in Maharashtra, Tees Maar Khan ropes in all the people of the town to play like-minded revolutionaries. There is also Anya who would play Atish’s love interest in the film.

How does Tees Maar Khan execute the train heist and succeed in his mission to loot the train? What happens to the people of Dhule after the operation? Do the Johri Brothers play fair with Tees Maar Khan?

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65 COMMENTS

    • This is movie is just ‘ok ok’..kyonki as u all know, it doesn’t have any story at all…and moreover Akshay tells the plan to loot the train initially itslef,so there is no suspense at all…all the characters and scenes are shot dramatically,no ‘acting’ at all…moreover ‘Tees maar khaan’ ne ek plane ka cockpit kholne ka hi ‘kash’t kiya hai…aur koi tijori bhi nahi kholi which will make us ‘impressed’..Only watchable part in this movie is ‘Sheila ki jawaani’ song. First half is bearable,lekin 2nd half is ‘unbearable’,Rest all is bakwaas,waste of time and money ! Farah is very courageous to make a film like this,that too without a stoy, simply some ‘masalaas’ ..I would rate it as 2/5

  1. komal sir,u had given 2 stars to such a ridiculous movie and 1.5 to movie like guzaarish.wow people! wat u thnk is it the right place for mr komal.
    aur likhte hain
    like-sheela ki jawani,some comic scene
    bhaiya sheila ki jawani ke lie 2 star.
    my foot isse accha to me likh leta
    ek suggestion hai……leave this work.u are too old for this.

    • Hi Mayank

      The stars are business ratings. And these Business ratings are never wrong.These are BO meter on business.
      Whats good, whats bad is given in all movie.
      Watch or not also given.
      Guzaarish had 1.5 business ratings and u also know how Guzarrish fared at BO.Guzaarish also had Whats good para.

    • hi mayank u r nt supposed 2 say such things abt komalsir…he is oo gud in his business n i adise 2 u 1st b clr abt wt u r saying…on 1 hand u r rating d flm as rediculous n on the other u r pointing out that komal sir hs gvn 2 str is nt fare…u r just nothing in front of him

      • hi!if guzaarish has got 1.5 then tmk should get 0.m clr in my view dear and as far as kamal sir concern i respect him thats y writing him.
        and brother listen!m a student and perfect in my business.how could u judge me.

  2. I really disapointed with tmk,bcoz i expectso much…..
    but comment on komal sir ,its not good.
    tho gussa komal sir par utaar raha hai……….
    doosroon ko suggestion mat de……….tu maya………..

  3. HEY U ALL SRK … Go comment on SRK movies. If u dont like Akki y come to comment on his movies? I’m sure u haven’t even watched TMK but you are already here to make comments.

  4. Akshay kumar is unmatchable actor.just fantastic.agar ajmana chahte ho to thn amit ya shah rukh ke sath ek hardcore action suspense film banake dekho . tab pata chal jayega.action karne ke liye six pack se yada sine me himmat hona chahiye. s*** tino khan me dam nehin aur main kisi se kam nehin. agar itni garmi lagahai to one to one fight akshay ke sath kar ke dekho .

  5. chandni chouk, blue, action repaly, khata mitha…TIS MAR KHAN etc. jaise flim karne ke bad aksay kumar ko life time achievement award bhi koi nahi dega…. hindi industry ka flop hero…year main 5 film karte hey aur ak average hit dete hay.

  6. main kia bolon yar mujhe to katrina kaif ki sari movies achi lagti hainchahe wo hit ho ya flop.
    i love katrina.
    because she is my bhabhi and wife of salman bhai

    • akhshay tera baap hai to sharukh tera dada hai, aur agar ye sach hai to u mujhe reply karega ,aur ha tere baap yaney k akshay ko bol apne baap se mafhi maang le , nahi to waiter ban ja khahi bhi kaam mil jayega, tees maar ko

  7. it is suicide to movie this kindda move………………god plz help those people who have seen this movie…………even a half star also not deserved by this move……..

  8. farah u cant stand against shahrukh khan… u stand till now b’coz u were with srk… now ur gone.. make some sense.. faltu akki

  9. f you have 200 bucks to waste then please give it to some blind beggar..but please don’t give it to Farah Khan, Akshay Kumar and company for this movie…I spoilt my christmas watching this movie..The director and producers deserve to be whipped for making such a movie..After Chandni Chowk to China it is the second worst movie of this decade..And along with Chandni Chowk to China it will share the Hall of Shame as one of the worst movies ever produced in the Hindi film industry..If you still venture to go out to see this movie then know well that you are a masochist

  10. nd yes komal nahata seems to be soft on the movie..i do not know why…he may have his personal and professional reasons…there is no chance that the film will recover its investment..it will leave a big hole in the pocket of the investors..and it doesn’t deserve to be watched even if you are looking for over-the-top mindless comedy..its plain headache..

  11. TMK is one of the most boring and nonsense movies of all time. I really like Main Hoo Na and Om Shanati Om. They have emotional connection with audience. But about this movie is nothing like a piece of junk. Not even worth for a free watch! You can’t make fun someone who has got Vitiligo. TMK has touched new low in the making of bollywood movies. Farha Khan has made fun of Vitilio people. One scene she has used to one vitiligo affected person to play the role of a white Foreigner. Farha Khan, do you know the level of emotional pain a vitiligo affected person goes through? For the Gods sake, don’t make fun of these people for some profit!

  12. All of the ppl commenting on this forum suck, for watching such a s*** and contributing towards the huge numbers this film produced, on day one. You have been robbed many times and like idiots u repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again by watching an akshit kumar movie serves u right

  13. akki”s worst movie
    but akshay is10 times better than srk.
    remember the movies KHILADI, MAIN KHILADI TU ANARI ,MR. AND MRS. KHILADI ,,HERA PHERI ,DHADKAN,AJNABEE.,NAMASTEY LONDON[best].

  14. this is last time that i am opening koimoi.com.
    What is the basis of yous(KOMAL NAHTA) to rate the movie?
    Band baja barata- 1/5
    Phas gaya re obama- 1.5
    Faster- 0.5/5…itni bhi buri nahi thi yaar
    Khelein hum jee jaan se- 0.5/5….gowarikar sahab ne jaan laga di movie me aur aap hai ki…
    Tron legacy- 1.5/5
    Megamind- 2/5
    Gujarish-1.5/5
    Tess Maar khan- 2/5( if you had given these good movies such a bad ratings then tmk does not desrves even a 0.5/5…
    seriously thimk about it IF YOU HAVE A TIME FOR READING COMMENT

    • Hi
      The stars are business ratings. And these Business ratings are never wrong.These are BO meter on business.
      Whats good, whats bad is given in all movie.
      Watch or not also given.
      Guzaarish had 1.5 business ratings and u also know how Guzarrish fared at BO.Guzaarish also had Whats good line.

    • Hi

      These are business ratings by Komal. the predictions via stars is about the magnitude of business of a certain movie. Thanks for expressing yourself on Koimoi.com. We appreciate your valuable feedback and try to modify koimoi.com for better.

  15. Dear Farah Khan,

    It seems you have wrapped up some half baked script just to teach SRK a lesson.
    Farah you have lost the magic of masala entertainer you had in MHN and OSO.
    Real disappointment.

  16. what’s good: Komal Nahta’s Oscar winning performance.Great work man. review ki dukaan nahi chali to acting ka kaam mil jaayega.

  17. I felt cheated as a avid fan of Farah KHAN AS A DIRECTOR of GOOD MASALA ENTERTAINER.

    The court room scene, the desh bakth geet, non-emotional scene of TMK getting into charity for the village, ALL IN ALL added a very weak weak direction.
    Is it more of Shirish Kunder than FARAH.
    Am an SRK fan also do like AK but i think SRK had his magic or inputs into FARAH’s earlier movie.
    FARAH wake up.

  18. i wanted to point out was FARAH as a director got influenced.
    Shirish Kunder’s earlier work was not appreciated commercially or critically. Well understand it was an attempt.
    I can.t find the FARAH khan aura in this movie. I expect Farah not to make any mistake as she is the 1 TOO SUCCESSFUL behind the scene woman in the industry.As an choreographer and director,been there done that.
    As a director her work has overtook the critics also and even proved commercially.
    As i have expressed earlier this looked liked half baked attempt to teach a old friend and now Foe a lesson.
    I will put a line from my favorite directoDuo Abbas Mustan’s RACE.
    ”Tu khud jeetne ka soch doosre ko haraane ki nahin”

  19. I agree with the comment of a previous commenter, copy pasting :

    SAB KA BAAP RAJNIKANT
    19 hours ago | Permalink | Reply
    this is last time that i am opening koimoi.com.
    What is the basis of yous(KOMAL NAHTA) to rate the movie?
    Band baja barata- 1/5
    Phas gaya re obama- 1.5
    Faster- 0.5/5…itni bhi buri nahi thi yaar
    Khelein hum jee jaan se- 0.5/5….gowarikar sahab ne jaan laga di movie me aur aap hai ki…
    Tron legacy- 1.5/5
    Megamind- 2/5
    Gujarish-1.5/5
    Tess Maar khan- 2/5( if you had given these good movies such a bad ratings then tmk does not desrves even a 0.5/5…
    seriously thimk about it IF YOU HAVE A TIME FOR READING COMMENT

    NO PROBLEM & BAND BAJAA BARAAT were both hundred times better than this piece of crap called TMK! And you give them both 1 star and 2 stars to TMK?? WHY???? BECAUSE THEY GAVE YOU A BIT ROLE IN THIS MOVIE???

    YOU HAVE FALLEN IN THE EYES OF MANY, MR. NAHTA. Give up writing reviews from now on, and do us all a favor.

  20. TEES MAAR KHAN IS A DISASTER MOVIE! Nobody will come to the theatre after Sunday. First three days people just went to see Sheila. And you say this film will make money??? In your dreams, Mr. Nahta!

  21. SIR TELL US WHICH MOVIE U HAD GIVEN 5 STARS.
    I THNK U SHOULD GO TO HOLLYWOOD BCZ FOR U ALL BOLLYWOOD MOVIES ARE SILLY.

  22. i want 2 make 1 thing absolutely clear…… tell me 1 thing? when did u last time watched an out n out COMEDY FILM wit a SOLO -HERO?!!!!! think..think……naa…i know ,u cant remember, bcoz its been a while that u hav watched 1..all d hit or flop comedy films from last 3-4 years had MULTI-STARRERS ( also includin AKSHAY) … so we xpect such things from a COMEDY FILM as well…our xpectations has increased as such… dats d no.1 reason for TMK 2 get such bizarre REVIEWS…it even didnt had a proper SUPPORTIN ACTOR 2 evoke laughter, like (ARJUN RAMPAL, in HOUSEFULL)…..
    2ndly d ‘HEROINE’ in the film was presented as a ‘JOKE’…. dats pure disjustin….
    now on to some +ve views…
    As komal Sir said, its an over d top comedy flick…. we stil hav audience goin 4 such films… if u hav seen GOLMAAL3.. it had evoked fewer laughter than TMK, still its a BLOCKBUSTER, bcoz the ‘COMDEY’ part kept gettin bcoz of MULTI-STARS in the film….

    so as a whole, i just wanna say that TMK can b watched once without a doubt, just bcoz of its comedy elements….it wil evoke laughter 2 u…theres absolutely no question bout dat…..

    wanna go wit me?

    • No grounds of Impugning…..No Qualms in saying u vil hav gr8 tym vaching movie……i dint find any reason fr ppl bing Captious….
      da movie is Abs Hilarious……Do vach it….!

  23. akki ki year me kitni flop film guesssss…………
    chandni chouk, blue, action repaly, khata mitha…TIS MAR KHAN etc. jaise flim karne ke bad aksay kumar ko life time achievement award bhi koi nahi dega…. hindi industry ka flop hero…year main 5 film karte hey aur ak average hit dete hay.
    koi achhi film lao taki aap ko b aise din dekhne na pade ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

  24. Rashed, the afghan people dont love akshy kummar afghan people love.best actor lick Sharokh khan Amir khan, Salman, khan, Amitab b and Dlipkummar and Raj kapor,,, aksh kumuar is a flop man .—<> isf the best And<>

  25. akshi yar sharm kar aur ketna flop movie .its so borin super flop————- movie .wa RASHED jan 2 nametane ba nomayendagee tamame afghana nazar beti serf az tarafe khod bogo na az tarafe tamame afghana .,akshi filmay flop rawn mikona wa 2 megee tamame afgana ora khosh dara ..1 nafare dorosta bogo jan ke filme Hit rawan kona mesle SRK , Amir khan, Amitab bachan,

  26. Hi Allz, This is movie is just ‘ok ok’..kyonki as u all know, it doesn’t have any story at all…and moreover Akshay tells the plan to loot the train initially itslef,so there is no suspense at all…all the characters and scenes are shot dramatically,no ‘acting’ at all…moreover ‘Tees maar khaan’ ne ek plane ka cockpit kholne ka hi ‘kash’t kiya hai…aur koi tijori bhi nahi kholi which will make us ‘impressed’..Only watchable part in this movie is ‘Sheila ki jawaani’ song. First half is bearable,lekin 2nd half is ‘unbearable’,Rest all is bakwaas,waste of time and money ! Farah is very courageous to make a film like this,that too without a stoy, simply some ‘masalaas’ ..I would rate it as 2/5

  27. KOMAL NAHTA was in TEES MAAR KHAN..
    When the Film in TMK was Shown remember a Person Stands when the Film ends and Says THIS IS FRENCH CINEMA.THIS FILM SHOULD GO TO THE OSCAR…..
    That Person was KOMAL NAHTA….

    So an Actor Giving Review of His OWN FILM…
    What you Expect in such Situation….
    Silly People…

  28. i’v knew it that its not gonna b soo hit .. i thougt that it will be a good movie bcz its Farah’s film .. but its flop .. hmmm .. i havnt watched the movie yet .. but 2 of my brothers did .. n they said its very boooring n flop film … ( I knew it ) …
    i was sure that TMK not gonna b better than the super duper hit Dabangg … Dabangg is the best movie of the year …
    * Dabangg is better than TMK .. n its ( Dabangg ) is the best .. Salman is the best .. :)
    * Munni Badnam Hui is better than Shiela ki jawani …
    Munni badnam hui n Tere mast mast do nain r the best songs of the year ^__^

  29. Man I saw this movie yesterday and wat a bulls*** . Movies like this makes me hate Indian cinema.This movie was a bag full of c***load.I will never watch an Akshay Kumar Movie again. Yesterday…I lost 2 and a half hours of my life.

  30. Tees maar khan very good film but maybe some people has bad comment but me i really like it good movie i will give 7 out of 10

  31. ‘Tees Maar Khan’ is one of d worst movie i hav ever seen. I don’t understand wat Katrina was doin in d film. I don’t understand who made Akshay Kumar an actor. This movie was a crap and i wanna kill Farah 2 make dis kind of film.
    My rating is: 1.2/5

  32. worstmovie ever made – will behappy if the money is refunded….this iswhat happens when nachaaiye attempt directign movies

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