Tees Maar Khan Review By Komal Nahta
Business Rating:
Star cast: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna.
Plot: Akshay Kumar is a con man who bags a contract to carry out the biggest con of his life. He has to loot a train which contains antique pieces worth crores of rupees, right under the nose of the police. He thinks up a plot to do the job. Impersonating a Hollywood director, he signs Akshaye Khanna for the role of an Indian revolutionary and asks him to carry out the train heist as he shoots the sequence. Helping Akshaye Khanna in the ‘film scene’ are inhabitants of Dhule where the train robbery is taking place.
What’s Good: ‘Sheela ki jawani’ song; the acting of the main actors; some comic scenes.
What’s Bad: Too much of farcical comedy; lack of emotions; over-the-top characters; unbelievable script.
Verdict: Tees Maar Khan is definitely a disappointment; but it will bring back the invested money and a bit more.
Loo break: A couple of times in the second half.
Watch or Not?: Watch it if you are prepared for a crazy, over-the-top comedy; if you are looking for any sense, this is surely not for you.
Hari Om Entertainment Company, Three’s Company and UTV Motion Pictures’ Tees Maar Khan (UA) is a farcical comedy. Tabrez Mirza Khan alias Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar) is a con man for whom no con job is impossible. His gang comprises Dollar (Dharampal), Soda (Vijay Maurya) and Burger (Ali Asgar). He has a girlfriend, Anya (Katrina Kaif), who is an upcoming actress, trying to make it big in films.
One fine day, international antique smugglers, Johri Brothers (Raghu Ram and Rajiv Laxman), assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con job of his life. Their loot of antiques has been seized by the police, and they want Tees Maar Khan to rob all those antique pieces while they are being taken by the police, in a train.
Tees Maar Khan thinks up a plan to execute the train robbery. Impersonating as a Hollywood director, he signs Atish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), an Oscar-obsessed actor, to star in his film about pre-Independence India, convincing him that he’d bag the Oscar award for the role. Atish is supposed to play a revolutionary in the film. Tees Maar Khan readies him to participate in a train robbery sequence, wherein he would loot a train with antique pieces because they belong to India but are being taken away by the Britishers. Since the train is to pass through Dhule in Maharashtra, Tees Maar Khan ropes in all the people of the town to play like-minded revolutionaries. There is also Anya who would play Atish’s love interest in the film.
How does Tees Maar Khan execute the train heist and succeed in his mission to loot the train? What happens to the people of Dhule after the operation? Do the Johri Brothers play fair with Tees Maar Khan?
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bakwas movie hai yar do kauri ki akshay sucksssssssss
This is movie is just ‘ok ok’..kyonki as u all know, it doesn’t have any story at all…and moreover Akshay tells the plan to loot the train initially itslef,so there is no suspense at all…all the characters and scenes are shot dramatically,no ‘acting’ at all…moreover ‘Tees maar khaan’ ne ek plane ka cockpit kholne ka hi ‘kash’t kiya hai…aur koi tijori bhi nahi kholi which will make us ‘impressed’..Only watchable part in this movie is ‘Sheila ki jawaani’ song. First half is bearable,lekin 2nd half is ‘unbearable’,Rest all is bakwaas,waste of time and money ! Farah is very courageous to make a film like this,that too without a stoy, simply some ‘masalaas’ ..I would rate it as 2/5
komal sir,u had given 2 stars to such a ridiculous movie and 1.5 to movie like guzaarish.wow people! wat u thnk is it the right place for mr komal.
aur likhte hain
like-sheela ki jawani,some comic scene
bhaiya sheila ki jawani ke lie 2 star.
my foot isse accha to me likh leta
ek suggestion hai……leave this work.u are too old for this.
Hi Mayank
The stars are business ratings. And these Business ratings are never wrong.These are BO meter on business.
Whats good, whats bad is given in all movie.
Watch or not also given.
Guzaarish had 1.5 business ratings and u also know how Guzarrish fared at BO.Guzaarish also had Whats good para.
its actually a hopeless film!
HI!u mean the business rating of tmk is 2.wow plz stop zoking………it has got great opening with great business all round .should have business rating atleast 3.
hi mayank u r nt supposed 2 say such things abt komalsir…he is oo gud in his business n i adise 2 u 1st b clr abt wt u r saying…on 1 hand u r rating d flm as rediculous n on the other u r pointing out that komal sir hs gvn 2 str is nt fare…u r just nothing in front of him
hi!if guzaarish has got 1.5 then tmk should get 0.m clr in my view dear and as far as kamal sir concern i respect him thats y writing him.
and brother listen!m a student and perfect in my business.how could u judge me.
i like akki he is a my super starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I really disapointed with tmk,bcoz i expectso much…..
but comment on komal sir ,its not good.
tho gussa komal sir par utaar raha hai……….
doosroon ko suggestion mat de……….tu maya………..
HEY U ALL SRK … Go comment on SRK movies. If u dont like Akki y come to comment on his movies? I’m sure u haven’t even watched TMK but you are already here to make comments.
Akshay kumar is unmatchable actor.just fantastic.agar ajmana chahte ho to thn amit ya shah rukh ke sath ek hardcore action suspense film banake dekho . tab pata chal jayega.action karne ke liye six pack se yada sine me himmat hona chahiye. s*** tino khan me dam nehin aur main kisi se kam nehin. agar itni garmi lagahai to one to one fight akshay ke sath kar ke dekho .
chandni chouk, blue, action repaly, khata mitha…TIS MAR KHAN etc. jaise flim karne ke bad aksay kumar ko life time achievement award bhi koi nahi dega…. hindi industry ka flop hero…year main 5 film karte hey aur ak average hit dete hay.
good one my dear frnd
It pathetic movie i have ever seen! It will be big flop.
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main kia bolon yar mujhe to katrina kaif ki sari movies achi lagti hainchahe wo hit ho ya flop.
i love katrina.
because she is my bhabhi and wife of salman bhai
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