Shahid Is ‘Touched’, Priyanka Preaches & Akshay Cracks V-Day Joke: Tweet Talk

Shahid Kapoor’s Derriere Gets Emotional

When Salman Khan took a hiatus from Twitter.com, we wept a silent tear. After all, who else would make such hilarious typos and mind-boggling random tweets for us to write our weekly column? But then there is Shahid Kapoor. He may burn the dance floor with his moves, but when it comes to spelling, the keypad is his worst enemy. One of his most recent disasters on the social networking site was, “A poll on the best butt ……. Hahahaha ….. That just CRACKS me up ……. Thank u its very touched ….”

Now if only you took a moment to let all the innuendo in that tweet sink in…

Girlgand would be very impressed.

Priyanka Only Preaches

While celebrities trudged their way to the polling booth to cast their vote and share photos of their stained fingers on Twitter, Priyanka Chopra couldn’t do so. “Wish I was in mumbai today to vote..every year I do..I implore all of u to..we r the future n make this country what it will be for our kids,” she tweeted. Every year? While Priyanka did correct her typo in her next tweet, “Ok guys I meant every time not every year!Haha! Typo alert!”, the actress could have used the ‘Post By Vote’ option to practise what she preached.

Akshay Kumar Is A Happy Slave

There’s always a huge hullabaloo around Valentine’s Day. Whether it’s escaping from the local politician’s thugs who want to inculcate some “culture” in you or finding that perfect gift, it’s hard to decide what V-Day plans should be like. But Akshay Kumar is giving in. The actor posted the above photo with wife Twinkle Khanna and tweeted, “Happy Slavery Day to all devoted men! If we can’t appreciate the Woman we love on Valentine’s Day then we don’t deserve them. So be a Man & PAMPER your lady just like ME :)”. We second that!