We all know that Shah Rukh Khan is a global icon today. Millions worship this King of romance for certain things that only he can do; be it the signature ‘Kkkk..kiran’ or the ever charming ‘Raj’ of DDLJ. If you are a SRK fan, you know what we are talking about. He is one of the most loved actors of Bollywood and and has a fan following that is rather like a religion.

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Well, to spot a die-hard SRK fan, here are a few cues. Check out these signs of a typical SRK fan here:

You Have Planned The Name For Your Son Already. Raj Or Rahul. Take the pick

You Have Stood At Bandstand and Said One Day I will be the King of the world and heard ‘Bas Itna Sa Khawab Hai’ In Background

Your first destination in Mumbai is neither Gateway nor Marine Drive. Its MANNAT all the way

You have never failed to watch A SRK film First Day First Show

On King Khan’s Birthday you party like it’s your own.

Filmfare 2013 sucked because there was no SRK

SRK is the best husband and best father in the world. Anyone who disagrees is lying.

SRK might have kissed Katrina in Jab Tak Hai Jaan but his best on screen chemistry is with Kajol

Bring on the IPL Season and no matter which city we belong to we all turn Calcuttans for two months

Chennai Express proved that what Salman can do, SRK can do better than him

Also we don’t really like Salman or his fans! They hate us. We hate them.

SRK is a self made man. The criteria of anyone criticising him is mandatory that he should be as successful as him. Criticism from anyone else stands null and void

We can sink in his dimples. Like 1,2,3 Eeeeeeeee

He personifies every woman’s Mr. Right! Awwww!

When he romances on screen definitely Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

We are Pepsi Loyalists. Coke Is For Aamir Fans.

And Katrina’s Kamasutra ala Aamsutra ads don’t lure us half as much as SRK’s Frooti Smile

We occupy the whole dance floor because dance steps for us don’t go beyond spreading arms

Koffee with Karan Season 4 was a Flop

Srk was a better KBC host than Big B

Finally, who cares about box office or acting anyway? SRK will be a superstar even if he does nothing


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11 COMMENTS

  1. Sb jhuth… The whole world is salman khan nd the MEGASTARE SALMAN KHAN is whole world for us. ND BAKI SB MOH MAYA HAH

  2. i was desperately waiting for a nice joke, now i got it as joke of the day and what else m thankful to koimoi :)

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