Kisne kaha ki Ranveer Singh and Priyanka Chopra are having problems? Bhai, Gossip Aunty main hoon aur someone is doing itni bad copy of me! My gossip ka rule is that thodi toh sachchai ho but aaj kal ke bachche toh say and write anything they like. It’s like raat ko sapney mein aaya and subeh uth ke paper mein chaap diya. Kal maine paper mein padha that Ranveer and Priyanka are having issues. Arey you should have asked me, I would have told you the real asliyat.
Achha main maan leti hoon, that you don’t know the fact but don’t know logic also or what? Bhagwan ne dimaag diya hai toh kabhi kabar use kar liya karein aap log. If someone has a cold war and zero equation, toh woh #selfie kyun daalega uske saath. Acha chalo fake honey ke liye daal bhi diya toh back to back two films karega uske saath?
When you can’t stand someone you stay away na baba. Do do picturein thodi sign karne baithogey uske saath. And choti moti disagreement ko war nahin boltey. Cat fights might be common but not sab koi is cat fighting no!
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