Trying to find out the worst Bollywood movies isn’t much of a task given the industry produces multitudes of them every year but to sieve out the worst of the lot is indeed quite difficult. Koimoi collates for you the films which had no business getting made and putting us through the turmoil of watching these movies.
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag
We must have surely done some serious personal damage to RGV that he put us through a pathetic and distorted remake of Sholay. Even writing a word more about the film will pay it a little too much respect. Aag was such a Daag (Some daags can NOT be achche) which no Surf Excel in the world could even accomplish washing away. A poor joke that RGV threw our way, definitely ranks on the first position at being the worst movie of the decade.
Chandni Chowk To China
This Akshay Kumar-Deepika Padukone gave a newer meaning to the term disastrous. It was so pathetic and meaningless that even the brilliant shots of the Great Wall of China couldn’t save it. Die hard Khiladi Kumar fans can kill me for it, but if they are honest to themselves if they’ll agree this film ranks amongst the worst of Akshay’s films.
Vivek Oberoi after making a stupendous entry in Bollywood, delivered a series of duds. A cross between titanic and Lagaan, the film was an overdose of emotional ‘crap’. Isha Sharvani’s gymnastics were so incorrectly placed and if it wasn’t for the music we wouldn’t have come out of this quicksand of a film alive!
Kites was sheer boring. It was quite a shock because two such lovely looking people could come up with something so dull was a surprise. Despite all the wonderful experimentation implemented, Kites was snore-worthy of sorts!
Jackpot wasn’t the start of all disasters. Kaizad’s story goes back to Boom which was the close sibling of the term Doom. Understandable right? If clever shot and a few semi-naked beautiful women is your idea of films, clearly your expertise lies in the industry of adult films. Try your luck there, you may hit gold.
Love Story 2050
When I saw Priyanka Chopra’s sugar high stint in Zanjeer, I was automatically pulled back to the ghastly memories of a weird sci-fi called Love Story 2050. Well, once again, I couldn’t decide if it was worse than What’s Your Rashee, but comparatively it turned out to be worse. Insipid and so boring that you’ll be aghast, the robots in the film acted better than Harman.
Tees Maar Khan
Farah Khan should have taken SRK’s cue when he was not willing to work on the film. Being the Badshah of Bollywood, he has an inkling of sense of what qualifies as good and what works! She went ahead and did a spoof like film with such low intelligence that you’ll be appalled. Over the top humor is bizarre and even Sheila’s super hot Jawani couldn’t pull this through.
Vijay Krishna Acharya was carrying the baggage of Tashan until Dhoom 3 happened and saved his grace. It is a poor potboiler of too-hard-to-be-funny pedestrian songs like ‘Dil Dance Mare Re’, shabby acting and bad execution. Replete with double meaning silly jokes and crotch cupping scene, the film was too hard on the patience of every soul who was put through it.
Neal ‘n’ Nikki
A teen comedy with a pitiable premise, the film was from the devil’s world for sure to cause us such unavoidable pain. Script? Well, watch a few Holly rom-coms, you know the drift. 21 really unexciting kisses. Bikini clad gorgeous models who put both the leading actors Tanishaa and Uday to shame. Too much skin and too little substance, the movie left me cranky because YRF stooped to this level from DDLJ…all to promote two absolutely worthless star kids.
Wanna see a grumpy Abhishek Bachchan, watch this film. It seemed he was not given food or sex in a really long time to be grimacing to that extent. There was nothing fantastic about the painful fantasy film, there was just too much melodrama. Drona kyun bani ye tha rona!