Twitter.com was loads of fun this week, though we’re sure certain celebrities would beg to differ…
Saif Ali Khan’s Hit
After Shah Rukh Khan and Sharad Pawar’s slapgate controversies, would the army on Twitter.com still have enough ammunition for Saif Ali Khan’s hit-and-talk-to-the-media case? We weren’t disappointed. Here are some of the hilarious tweets after Saif allegedly punched a man in a hotel in Mumbai:
Faking News: Saif ali khan beats up a guy named iqbal sharma in Wasabi restaurant in taj yesterday night who asked ‘Is kareena your Daughter’.
Bollywood Gandu: Punches guy in face at 5 star hotel. Releases new movie trailer next day. Publicity doesn’t come any cheaper for Saif Ali Khan.
Ramesh Srivats: Saif Ali Khan punches a guy on his nose. I guess he was trying to crack a Naak-Knock Joke.
Aniruddha Guha: Saif Ali Khan slapped someone? On a scale of 1 to Shirish Kunder, who could it be?
MTV India: Next time you go to Wasabi, try the punch. Saif Ali Khan recommended it.
Kalki Koechlin Thanks Press… For Her Pregnancy
Stars are rarely known to thank the press. Rumours of their impending marriage, pregnancy, names of their children, movies they have signed: all these questions usually get answered on Twitter. So when Kalki Koechlin saw a report about her pregnancy in a city supplement, the actress tweeted a witty reply with, “Apparently I’m pregnant (again), thanks HT, I had no idea.”
Future Bollywood Item Songs
Item songs are here to stay, but their titles seem to be getting ridiculous by the day! There was Sheila Ki Jawaani, Munni Badnaam Hui, Razia Gundon Mein Phas Gayi, Anarkali Disco Chali… So when #FutureBollywoodItemSongs began trending on Twitter, we were up for some pretty raunchy and funny names:
#FutureBollywoodItemSongs after Kamina, Nikamma… well MC BC he reh gaya hai… – #YouKnowWho
Bikini Basanti – Diogeneb
Lollipop Laila – Balkrishna Nadkarni
Mishti Doi Mausi – Tanmay Bhat
Have any saucy additions to #FutureBollywoodItemSongs? Join us in the comments section: