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Saif Ali Khan Jokes, Kalki’s Pregnancy & Future Bollywood Item Songs: Tweet Talk

Twitter.com was loads of fun this week, though we’re sure certain celebrities would beg to differ…

Saif Ali Khan’s Hit

Saif Ali Khan

Saif Ali Khan

After Shah Rukh Khan and Sharad Pawar’s slapgate controversies, would the army on Twitter.com still have enough ammunition for Saif Ali Khan’s hit-and-talk-to-the-media case? We weren’t disappointed. Here are some of the hilarious tweets after Saif allegedly punched a man in a hotel in Mumbai:

Faking News: Saif ali khan beats up a guy named iqbal sharma in Wasabi restaurant in taj yesterday night who asked ‘Is kareena your Daughter’.

Bollywood Gandu: Punches guy in face at 5 star hotel. Releases new movie trailer next day. Publicity doesn’t come any cheaper for Saif Ali Khan.

Ramesh Srivats: Saif Ali Khan punches a guy on his nose. I guess he was trying to crack a Naak-Knock Joke.

Aniruddha Guha: Saif Ali Khan slapped someone? On a scale of 1 to Shirish Kunder, who could it be?

MTV India: Next time you go to Wasabi, try the punch. Saif Ali Khan recommended it.

Kalki Koechlin Thanks Press… For Her Pregnancy

Kalki Koechlin

Kalki Koechlin

Stars are rarely known to thank the press. Rumours of their impending marriage, pregnancy, names of their children, movies they have signed: all these questions usually get answered on Twitter. So when Kalki Koechlin saw a report about her pregnancy in a city supplement, the actress tweeted a witty reply with, “Apparently I’m pregnant (again), thanks HT, I had no idea.”

Future Bollywood Item Songs

Item songs are here to stay, but their titles seem to be getting ridiculous by the day! There was Sheila Ki Jawaani, Munni Badnaam Hui, Razia Gundon Mein Phas Gayi, Anarkali Disco Chali… So when #FutureBollywoodItemSongs began trending on Twitter, we were up for some pretty raunchy and funny names:

Chunni Hajir Huyi Munnu Tere Liye – Deval Nakshiwala: Tharak Dikhlaa Jaa – Ashish Shakya

#FutureBollywoodItemSongs after Kamina, Nikamma… well MC BC he reh gaya hai… – #YouKnowWho

Bikini Basanti – Diogeneb

Lollipop Laila – Balkrishna Nadkarni

Mishti Doi Mausi – Tanmay Bhat

Have any saucy additions to #FutureBollywoodItemSongs? Join us in the comments section:

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    Bechara safu…..

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