“God Saved Us From Another Disastrous Item Number Of Priyanka” – Gossip Aunty

Rab da lakh lakh shukr hai ki Priyanka is not doing an Item Number for Ram Leela. Matlab seriously, have you ever seen her item numbers now-a-days? Main bolna toh nahi chahti but awfully wahiad hote hai sacchi. International star ban gayi hai na ab, toh she sadly thinks she can do item number bhi.

But here’s the truth my darling, you can’t be raunchy! Yes, you toh know how much I like Pee Cee but aaj kal she is nothing like the Pee Cee Bollywood knew. Kaisi wannabe types toh ban gayi hai. With a fake accent and her fake si nose, she has become so nosy simply coz she is working with Pitbull and David Guetta.

Priyanka Chopra
Priyanka Chopra

And in case you think I am J of her, it’s not like that haa! Just ki mujhe uske item numbers bilkul nahi bhaaye. Babli Badmaash was still tolerable, but Pinky was such a nonsense yaar! Wearing a pink lungi kinda ajeeb sa fashion faux pas jaisa kapda uska stale thumkas and ajeeb sa pelvic thrust kinda dance step was such a disaster. I don’t remember Priyanka looking itni bad ever!

And if song ka lyrics hai Mumbai Ki Na Dilli Walon ki Pinky hai Paise Walon ki, it would be wrong of you to even expect I’ll like it. I am just sad to inform you ki ek aur behetreen actress desperate wannabe-ness ki wajah se shaheed hui.

So, yea! Thank god PC that we don’t have another one of your item numbers coming our way again!

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12 Comments

  • Chichoora
    8 months ago | Reply

    SLB should drag in Rani Mukherji for this item song. What do you have to say guys? Her 3 songs in Aiyya were fab!!! The kind of moves n belly dance she did was out of reach of ny sheela or munni except may be Madhuri or Sridevi…

  • rohit
    8 months ago | Reply

    PC RULES SHE IS THE BEST ACTRESS N DANCER NOW SINGER IN BOLLYWOOD N NOW HOLLYWOOD SHE IS SIMPLY AMAZING AT WHATEVER SHE DOES SHE ALWAYS TRY UNIQUE N DIFFERENT THINGS UNLIKE OTHERS WHILE SHE ROCKS AS DESI GIRL DARLING BABLI NOW PINKY N ALSO RAM LEELA SONG GUNDAY CABARET WILL BRING HER TO NO 1 POSITION IN THE DANCING QWEEN SIDE ALSO HER ITEM SONGS R SUPERB N UNIQUE while GOSSIP AUNTY BITCH GET WELL SOON HATER

  • Chris
    8 months ago | Reply

    Well, no matter what u said about her.. Pc is Queen of B-town all her item songs are not that vulgar like Fevicol or Chikni chameli..she’s multi-talented no doubt about that and i find this article to be bitter or rude towards her

  • RK
    8 months ago | Reply

    Completly disagree.. Her item numbers are 10 times better thn karina’s cheap favicol, malaika’s munny…

  • Vikram
    8 months ago | Reply

    Actually, Priyanka is doing the Dance Number…. She started the shooting yesterday…. Good News for Pee Cee Lovers………………………………
    F$%^ Off Haters…

  • rohan
    8 months ago | Reply

    love pc maybe she is an international bigger star than others she is still our desi girl she continues to rock as pinky is superb awesome mind blowing all haters like need proper lives go n prove yourself first then talk bitch gossip aunty

  • rohit
    8 months ago | Reply

    love pc maybe she is an international bigger star than others she is still our desi girl she continues to rock as pinky is superb awesome mind blowing all haters like need proper lives go n prove yourself first then talk bitch gossip aunty

  • Josh
    8 months ago | Reply

    Teaming up with Pitbull or David Ghetta still could not grab attention. Her dance music singles have been flops unfortunately. The clips are such a bore. And now…her item numbers. Bring back Yana Gupta :P

  • king
    8 months ago | Reply

    Well Said.. but Ram Leela may god bless this film where Ranveer singh is the lead. a bloody chichora and wahiad actor i hate this ranveer singh. idiot loooking ranvee singh. A big mouthed idiot cant even act.. I wish if Gossip Aunty can write article like this on idiot Ranveer Singh. he suxx really worst actor Ranveer singh I hope ram leela is a flop will be feeling pity for deepika and want to abuse SLB to cast an idiot actor in lead role like chichora and wahiad ranveer singh YUKhhhhhh.

  • SATYA
    8 months ago | Reply

    Only Katrina Kaif can carry out Item song well.
    It looks good and elegant and class apart.
    Shiela or Chikni Chameli.

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