“God Saved Us From Another Disastrous Item Number Of Priyanka” – Gossip Aunty
Rab da lakh lakh shukr hai ki Priyanka is not doing an Item Number for Ram Leela. Matlab seriously, have you ever seen her item numbers now-a-days? Main bolna toh nahi chahti but awfully wahiad hote hai sacchi. International star ban gayi hai na ab, toh she sadly thinks she can do item number bhi.
But here’s the truth my darling, you can’t be raunchy! Yes, you toh know how much I like Pee Cee but aaj kal she is nothing like the Pee Cee Bollywood knew. Kaisi wannabe types toh ban gayi hai. With a fake accent and her fake si nose, she has become so nosy simply coz she is working with Pitbull and David Guetta.
And in case you think I am J of her, it’s not like that haa! Just ki mujhe uske item numbers bilkul nahi bhaaye. Babli Badmaash was still tolerable, but Pinky was such a nonsense yaar! Wearing a pink lungi kinda ajeeb sa fashion faux pas jaisa kapda uska stale thumkas and ajeeb sa pelvic thrust kinda dance step was such a disaster. I don’t remember Priyanka looking itni bad ever!
And if song ka lyrics hai Mumbai Ki Na Dilli Walon ki Pinky hai Paise Walon ki, it would be wrong of you to even expect I’ll like it. I am just sad to inform you ki ek aur behetreen actress desperate wannabe-ness ki wajah se shaheed hui.
So, yea! Thank god PC that we don’t have another one of your item numbers coming our way again!
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